11h ago
gm again, update from the date
I did what any emotionally stable man would do, opened GMX, 50x longed ARB, and whispered “for her.”
Every candle felt like closure, every liquidation felt like therapy.
I told myself if it hits TP, I’d text her “we’re back.”
It didn’t.
Now I’m sitting here staring at my empty wallet, realizing maybe she wasn’t too Arbitrum native for me…maybe I was too testnet ready for her. 🫠
1d ago
gm had the wildest dream last night
I took a woman on a date and paid with my Arbitrum USDC.
The waiter looked confused when I said “gas fees are negligible,” but the bill cleared in 3 seconds.
She asked what just happened.
I told her, “That was an L2 payment — fast, cheap, secure.”
Then the POS flashed Transaction Complete and the waiter said, “Sir, your date just got cashback from the DAO.”
That’s when I woke up.
Still broke. Still bullish.
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